I think that what stops me sometimes from sitting down to write a post is TIME. I feel like I don’t have enough time to create a solid post with an intro, conclusion, theme and a picture. That’s stupid. It’s 9:58am, Wednesday morning and I just did something weird and thought, “I wonder if other people would think that’s weird. I should blog about it.” And so I am.
No pictures, no edits. 5 minutes, in and out. Yes, calling a behavior or a person “weird” is definitely subjective but you get the gist.
8 Weird Things I Do
I don’t like it when my nails are long. If one breaks, they all get chopped.
I cut my own hair and can count the number of times I’ve gone to the salon on ONE hand. It’s a hot mess and that’s why I wear it up in a top bun. (and also I’m lazy and hate styling it)
(Here’s the one that prompted this post) I look forward to drinking/eating the last little soggy bits of cereal in my kids’ breakfast bowls. There’s probably a bit of “backwash”-action going on but I don’t mind and I simply love it. Best cereal to do this with –> Frosted Mini Wheats.
I chew evenly. I take bites on each side of my mouth and they have to end in an even number. Don’t give me 3 M&M’s. I want either 2 or 4.
Toilet paper. The roll needs to spin clockwise off the holder or else I’ll take it off and readjust.
Clean floors are my jam. We don’t wear shoes in the house. Clara’s allergist suggested this when we had her tested but honestly, I use this as backup to my neuroses.
I hate eating big meals. I like to snack ALL DAY long. Unfortunately, I’ve trained my kids to be snackers and they’re always asking for food. This isn’t a problem that I’m really trying to change so don’t give me tips.
My nostrils dictate how I sleep. If one side is stuffed up and the other is clear, I put the clear side down, facing the pillow and sleep on that side of my body. That may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.
That was 5 minutes. I’ll stop at 8 things. Happy Wednesday!!!
QUESTION: Tell me one WEIRD thing YOU do!