Ask yourself these questions:
Do you have love handles?
An unsightly beer gut?
Do your arms wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you ever look in the mirror and ask yourself, “What the heck happened?!!?” And “Are THOSE my knees?”
Have you ever wished you were thinner, but didn’t know where to start? You WANT to get in shape, but don’t want to hassle with driving MINUTES to the gym or fiddle with automated drafts. Weights make you nervous. The treadmill seems daunting. Bosu what-ie?
That’s a whole lot of questions. And fitness guru, Lindsay Wright has some answers!
From the creator of the worldwide phenomenon, Push Mower Power Sculpt, comes CHAPTER TWO in Lawn Maintenance Fitness:
Rake Away The Fat!!
SIX years of scientific development went into this groundbreaking workout regime! (Six years ago, Lindsay thought she was signing her marriage certificate. Little did she know, she was agreeing to a life of servitude and lawn care.) Bested, tricked. Tired and worn out. Lindsay KNEW that there was something to raking. She knew that she could help people. To impart her raking wisdom to others. She knew she could take this tedious chore and turn it into PURE GOLD. And that, my friends, is how “Rake Away The Fat” was born.
A Sneak Peek of this AMAZING full body workout:
You’ll work your shoulders…
Your back and core….
Work on those pesky saddlebags…
Get calves of steel….
You COULD be lazy and use a leaf blower to do the dirty work….ahem.
OR you could purchase this incredible workout and have the body you’ve only ever DREAMED about (AND the nicest lawn on the block!) All you’ll need to get started is a lawn, a huge pile of dead leaves, a rake, some old dirty clothes, ratty shoes, and a two hour window. Lindsay will provide the rest!!
There’s no time like the present. Don’t hesitate! Comment now!
If you comment in the next three minutes, you’ll receive a complimentary Inspirational Poster of Lindsay Wright in action* You can hang it on your wall, a visual reminder of just WHY you’re raking all those leaves!!
Don’t delay! Comment today!
*Results not typical.
Yes, I really AM this ridiculous. Yes, you did just waste the last 2 minutes of your life. Two minutes that would have been better spent getting the crusties out of your eyes or perfecting your toe touch. Now who’s ridiculous?!?
I actually really enjoyed raking (and other lawn maintenance chores). I worked so hard that I gave myself a blood blister.
And yes, just like last time, I “paid” my photographer very well – with a little roll in the leaves.
Oh…and the winner of the Chobani giveaway is….#42 – Katie
CONGRATS!! Email me your address and your flavor choices and I’ll get you some Chobani!!
**Get those Tuesday Trainer RESISTANCE BAND submissions into me!! And come back tomorrow for a way cool workout!**