thursday’s theme

September 29, 2011 in Blog, Thursday's Theme, Upper Body, Workout

As I’ve told you before, Thursday’s might just be the worst day of the week for me.   I think we all have a day that’s harder than others, and for me, that day is Thursday.  In fact, I’ve just spent the last TWO HOURS trying to get our internet connection to work so I could post this.  Bad day.

This week, however, is a little different.  Travis and I are heading down to Atlanta (2hrs away) first thing tomorrow and having a little mini vacation, complete with a couple’s massage on Saturday!!  SO looking forward to that.  (Not so much for the massage, but just to see Travis put in a completely uncomfortable situation.  Yes, I’m the wife who likes to see her honey squirm.  Consider it payback for Sunday night football.)

So since we’re vacationing on the real Friday, I guess today is a fake Friday and NOT a Thursday.   At least that’s how I’m choosing to look at it!

(kinda screwed myself over by having titled this post “Thursday’s Theme”…the Friday joke makes no sense now.   You guys are confused.  You think I hate my husband.  You’re leaving now to go pin something or tweet something or tweet about the last thing you pinned.  Can you pin a website?  If so, pin mine.  When people look at your pins and see Lindsay’s List, they’ll think you’re eclectic…or maybe that you’re charitable towards inept bloggers.)

Gah.  Moving on…

If you’re new to Tuesday Trainer, it’s basically a way for you guys to have a stake in creating an awesome workout. You take the theme and film yourself completing a move that falls within the theme. With the submitted moves, I’ll create a workout. Depending on the number of submitted moves, I may or may not be able to USE every single one in the workout. Don’t worry! I will still feature them at the bottom, with a link to your site. Go here for details on how to upload your video.

The theme for this upcoming week – BACK and BICEPS!!

Yippee!  (really, Lindsay, is there any workout that you’re not excited about?!?)  No.  Not really.  I’m just thankful that God gave me the ability to MOVE and that He continues to bless me with an injury free life!!

You can choose any move that works your back or biceps…or even one move that works both body parts.  The skies the limit!

Here’s my move – 21 Bicep Curl

A few guidelines:

  • Feel free to give tips on proper execution and technique.
  • DON’T include a number of reps or weight. I’ll do that part.
  • If your move isn’t correct, meaning improper form or instruction, I will not be able to feature it. Do your homework and get it right!!
  • On Tuesday, grab the Tuesday Trainer button, to provide your readers with an easy link to the workout! Simply copy the text below and paste it into your HTML code.

lindsayslist.co-tuesday_trainer

**DEADLINE for submitting moves is Monday night, the 3rd, at 8pm EST. Again, go here to learn how to upload your video!***

I’m looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with.  It’s really the highlight of my week!

Off to pack…have a great Frid, er Thursday!

splendid…lindsay

wordless wednesday – past 24 hours

September 28, 2011 in Blog, Family, Wordless Wednesday

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splendid…lindsay

tuesday trainer – core

September 27, 2011 in Blog, Core, Tuesday Trainer, Workout

Welcome to the 3rd edition of Tuesday Trainer!!  If you thought yesterday’s workout was tough, well, you don’t have a sense of humor (although I REALLY do work up quite the sweat mowing!!)

This week’s theme is CORE!

Such a vitally important part of our bodies!!  Seriously.  You kinda sorta need your CORE to stand upright and move yourself forward.  Exercising your CORE means more than just exercising your “abs” – in order to build a strong core, you’ll need to work various muscles from the top to bottom of your torso.  I was SO happy that you guys submitted such a DYNAMIC core workout (with GREAT verbal and physical instructions) – all I really had to do was copy and paste YouTube links.

3 Things You Don’t Know About Your Core (Men’s Health)

1. You can strengthen your core without moving a muscle. Whereas most muscles propel you, your core resists movement–for instance, to protect your spine when you twist your torso. So don’t be surprised by how hard it is to stay still during a core workout.  You’re conditioning your core to do its job more effectively.

2. Slouching sabotages your six-pack. Training your core helps correct poor posture. But an hour a week of core work can’t compensate for the 50 hours spent slumped over your keyboard. The fix: Stay tall through your hips and keep your head up and shoulder blades back and down all day long.

3. Core muscles contract first in every exercise. All the energy you exert originates in your torso, before being transferred to your arms and legs. So a weak core reduces the amount of force you’re able to apply to a barbell. When you hit a plateau in presses, squats, or any other strength move, ask yourself if you’re training your core as hard as you can.

I underlined that last part because I thought it was vital.  The main message – CORE WORK IS IMPORTANT!!

Tuesday Trainer Button

If you want to give all your readers access to this workout, just copy the Tuesday Trainer button link onto your site/post. If you submitted moves, please help spread the word – you’ll want your readers to see how adorable you are!

**Disclaimer: Always check with your physician before starting any new diet or exercise plan!! Pay special attention to the technique and instructions given with every move.**

The Workout

**Add this circuit onto the beginning or end of your weightlifting routine.  If adding it on before, make sure to WARMUP and STRETCH before your core work.  Total Core Circuit Time: ~10 minutes.  Perform 1-2 times through, resting 30-60 seconds between circuits.  Honestly, there are enough moves that ONE time through should hit every muscle!  As with any strength training, you should give your abdominal muscles at least 24 hours of rest before training them again.**

CORE CIRCUIT

  • Walking Plank – 30 seconds
  • TRX Side Plank – 30 seconds each side
  • V Ups – 15 repetitions
  • Side Bends – 20 repetitions each side
  • Turkish Jump Up – 10 Jumps
  • Paper Plate Awesomeness – 20 seconds/skiers, 20 seconds/leg tucks
  • “Stir the Pot” – 15 clockwise circles, 15 counterclockwise circles
  • Round the Clock crunches – 15 repetitions (1 rep=left,center,right)

**Form tip – to decrease neck discomfort, touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth while performing these exercises (particularly the crunches or V ups).  It works!**

The Moves

Paper Plate Awesomeness – Lindsay, cottercrunch

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Turkish Jump Up – Bonnie, bonnielangfitness Mt. Temple in Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada


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TRX Side Plank – Heather, betterwithveggies


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V-Ups – Kirsten, kcaptures


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Round-the-Clock Crunch – Christin, christinjoyful


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Walking Plank – Katie, yesiwantcake


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“Stir the Pot” – Kristin, eathealthybehappylivewell

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Side Bends, Janetha, mealsandmoves

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Balancing Oblique Twist – Me

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How can one not smile after seeing all these bloggers in action?!?  I honestly LOVE this feature – you guys make it SO very fun!!  And Bonnie Lang, you’re the cats pajamas for doing that Turkish Jump Up in the flippin snow!  Oh, and Lindsay, no, no I won’t be eating off of those paper plates. ;)

Want to join in on the fun next week (because truly, this is community is FUN!)??  Visit Lindsay’s List on Thursday when I’ll announce the next theme.

P.S.  It may or may not be Travis’ 29th birthday today.  I asked him what he wanted and he responded, “A new guitar.  James Tyler Variax 59.” ?!?!  I’ll get right on it, honey.

splendid…lindsay

push mower power sculpt

September 26, 2011 in Blog, Lower Body, Sillyness, Upper Body, Workout

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People always ask me, “Lindsay, how can I get such luscious locks like yours?”

   – Cheapo Suave …oh and don’t wash it everyday.  Better yet, have your sister pick the grays out in her spare time.

They’ll say, “You’re so stinking funny.  I could never be as funny as you.”

   – I simply steal jokes from Travis, Eden, SNL, or Jim Gaffigan.

Or, “Your children are SO well behaved.  Mine could never act like that.”

   – They would too if they got a good spanking once in a while.  Brats.

“But, Lindsay, I want your ripped abs, chiseled triceps and ample booty.  But I’ve got no time for the gym”

   – Have you tried that hot, new Lawn Mower workout?

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Welcome to Lindsay Wright’s Push Mower Power Sculpt

The perfect way to incorporate fitness into the common housewife’s mundane day.  Because really, who has time for the gym when you’re busy rolling your eyes and scraping poop from your children’s rear ends.  With Lindsay Wright’s PMP Sculpt, not only will you tone your tush and burn lots of calories, but afterwards, you’ll walk around smelling like gasoline and have teeny bits of grass in your hair and eyeballs.

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Warm-Up – 15 minutes of vigorous sex – Now you’ve got yourself a photographer.

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Tony Horton’s P90x?  Billy Blank’s Taebo?  Mere childs play compared to this awesomeness.

All you need is a yard, a mower, a boyfriend t-shirt, and “mowing shoes” (aka-your old Asics you’ve worn so many times that the heel no longer has padding, so they’ve basically turned into a pair of Crocs).

You could even invite your girlfriend over for a “group class”.  Only you won’t be able to hear the conversation over the mowers.  That might be a problem.  But I guess that’s the point of group exercise right?  Pretending to workout while silently competing and sizing up one another’s bodies.  Only in this case, you can just smile politely, while you mow right over her toe.  That might be a problem.

However you choose to approach this amazing new fitness regime, the point is to have fun.  And well, mow your lawn.  Just make sure you’re photographer is well paid.

splendid…lindsay