28 goodie bags filled with Dollar Store junk to go to 28 little rugrat children, who ate 4 dozen cupcakes and 10 bags of icing.
210 pictures and 30 minutes of videotape footage waiting to be edited down to usable blog material.
1 stubbed toe attached to 1 sweaty momma, who may or may not have elbowed a little rugrat child for going at baby cub’s cupcake.
20,098 calories worth of BBQ pork, coleslaw, and chips.
All to celebrate 1 little princess.
Now – 1 freshly showered Lindsay, eating just 1 more cupcake, watching Dinner for Schmucks, cuddled up to 1 handsome dude.